How about waffles?

If you are late you best be bringing in pancakes.

C'mon now, you know Josh has no soul!

but it's on fire! there could be a baby in it, do you really want to burn babies!!

Just remember don't stomp out the flaming bag.

I'd also recommend locking your door. :P (My door was always locked when I lived in apartments.)

I'm giving them one more 'freebie' before I do anything. If they do try to get in here when I'm here, I'll:

a.) Remind them that they do not belong in here b.) Threaten to call the authorities c.) If need be, exercise the rights granted under the "Castle Law"

Call the cops/landlord.

Actually, threaten it first. Then do it.

No, more like that first 30 seconds when someone wakes you up at 3:30AM after you'd been deep in sleep.

Like when you were just starting to drift off to sleep?

I never said such a thing.

That is the same thing I told him. He told me to GTFO stupid.

Maybe she uses an alarm clock radio/stereo and forgot to turn it off before she left.

We never remember to turn ours off before we go out of town or whatever, and I'm thankful that we no longer live in an apartment or we'd probably have security guards at our door too. :)

All you have to do is tell them you're not that chick. (Hopefully they'll figure that out after seeing you.)

You're not obligated to do anything more.

They might think it's a little weird if you give them some leads you found on google or something. It could give them the idea that you know this person.

I agree. First, politely ask them to turn it down. If that doesn't work, complain to the landlord. If the landlord doesn't do anything, fight back with your own loud music. :)